Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Repo(ssess) My Heart!

I have found what has to be one of the greatest movies of all time to be released this year. No, I don't mean The Dark Knight, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull nor do I mean Zombie Strippers (which to be fair does look like it'll be a barrel of laughs and has porn star Jenna Jameson and horror maestro Robert Englund in it). A brief summary can be found in this wonderful trailer.




How does that movie not sound appealing? And what's more, how can there be a movie better than that? Well my friends, the answer is here.

Repo! The Genetic Opera.



With stars such as Alexa Vega, Paris Hilton, Sarah Brightman, Anthony Head, and many more actors of awesomeness, it is billed as a cross between Blade Runner, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Eagle eyed readers may have spotted Paris 'the root of all that is bad in the world' Hilton, but stay with me here. It is a schmaltzy rock opera with hideously amazing costumes and what sounds like a pretty freaking rocking soundtrack. Even she can't go wrong there right? And if she does, we can just hope she meets the same fate she did in House of Wax.



If you still think that Repo! The Genetic Opera looks bad, check out this clip.



There is hope for mankind yet!

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